A Critical Hit of 44 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Fireball-Casting Gamers

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    The DM after they read all of their PC's backstories: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
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    Party: this seems like the safest route DM:*seeing the party choose the route that hasn't been prepared you dare oppose me mortal PS Express
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    The rest of the party Re KALER The bards doing an impromptu performance of YMCA to try to convince the guard to not arrest us The guard that made the mistake of repeatedly using the phrase 'young man'
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    The D&D crew when they decide to use force instead of their brains to solve a simple puzzle. Apes together strong.
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    DM: Roll stealth. Barbarian (with -4 Stealth): I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye.
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    WHEN THE PARTY ENCOUNTERS A NEW NPC AND REALIZES AFTER 15 MINUTES OF CONVERSATION THAT NO ONE EVER ASKED THEIR NAME imgflip.com Wait a minute! Who are you?
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    DM: Does a 32 hit? Me: 72. FB/MyDND
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    DM: Roll a saving throw Me: Does a 10 pass? DM: NO, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING u/IndigoJack
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    Playing D&D to have fun with friends Playing D&D to create your own stories Playing D&D to relentlessly haggle with shopkeeps don't have the because you it IRL confidence to do
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    SAY IT AGAIN DUNGEON MASTER fb.com/dndmemes LR YOU HAVE ADVANTAGE
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    When you're one of the two races without dark vision
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    Route 6 Auto Mall: "It's a crime to pay more than a dime" Me: - I can't. Not again. - I'm not...strong enough. @Rhode Island Probz
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    Me trying to explain what my job as a DM is: nim
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    Literally me as a DM 640 DAY WALLAG Sometimes i'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.a I just hope I find it along the way. HO
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    When you get hit by Vicious Mockery but they immediately hide and you fail a perception check to see them I feel like I just took mysterious emotional damage.
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    Lho Brockhoff @LhoBrockhoff DnD where everything is the same but all touch based healing spells have to be carried out as forehead kisses
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    WHEN YOU FINISH A MEAL AT THE SUPER FRIENDLY NPC'S HOUSE imgflip.com 12 MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW
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    G Rogue You wouldn't hit a lady, would you? Paladin The hammer of justice is unisex.
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    You're gonna multiclass rogue/druid? What does that look like?
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    Our Bard playing poker with an evil boss and wagering our souls BLOPO nade with mematic W
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    the dm: roll a d20 to see if you manage to hit the orc then roll 1d10 to see how much damage you do also don't forget to add modifiers the same players that have been in your campaigns for two years: The WHAT
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    my players asking for a level up after a single combat encounter
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    Taru / Meghan K @swordnspell No one warned me DMing the NPCs' turn in combat feels like the anxiety you feel when you're trying to put your card in your wallet and put your wallet away and grab your groceries at the store when there's a line behind you
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    Important NPC the party's encountered in each of the last 3 sessions *Me describing the NPC for the new player* The rest of the party don't even know who you are
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    Wizard: I cast Fireball. DM: There's not enough room here. You're going to be in the spell's radius Wizard: EX Fals I will initiate self-destruct.
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    Wizard: how did you come across this ring of +3 AC? Rogue (proudly): ISTOLE IT
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    imgflip.com PLAYERS:ACTIONS DM: CONSEQUENCES PLAYERS: O'
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    There are two things I know about DnD players @dnd_memes1 One they love making characters, Two they hate when the DM starts rolling dice for no reason
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    The party enjoying their new found fame in the town @dnd_memes1 The DM writing an ancient black dragon encounter
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    OD DM DM Come closer... The Party The Party I need... DM- 10 The Party Pe I need... o fuc I need everyone to make a Wisdom Saving Throw.
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    imgflip.com OFFICIAL WOTC MATERIAL HOMEBREW MATERIAL
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    DM: But what's the total with your modifier added? Rolling a Nat20 on an ability check Rolling a Nat20 on ability che
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    Wizards: I spent years studiously learning the arcane arts. College of Glamour Bards: I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books -- I chose looks.
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    The rogue acting innocent when the town guard starts asking questions I do not kl people. That is my least favourite thing to do.
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    Chaotic good player: I kd the villain Paladin: you destroyed the city and ed 500,000 people Chaotic good player: What can I say except you're-welcome?
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    DM: You see a hall of doors with a large chest at the end. Veteran Player: Guys, wait! We need to be cautious. New Player: Of what? It's just doors and a chest. Veteran Player: A A DANGER DANGER NOT ONLY WILL THIS YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DIG
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    Party: *expects NPC to be even halfway trustworthy* DM: You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
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    Party: We need to think hard about how to solve this puzzle Barbarian: Yeah, this is big brain time.
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    When you use a single spell slot as a warlock One to go
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    Player: "I take the idol off of its pedestal." DM:
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    The Cleric: *doesn't heal* The Party:
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    DM www 10 The Ranger/rogue multiclass doing 37 damage
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    My players asking the Barkeep if they know who the BBEG is Do you know this one girl with hair like this? Yes, that's Ramona Flowers
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    Paladin's Divine Smite d20dndmemes Rogue's Surprise Sneak Attack prime video My Polearm Master Fighter getting an extra 1d4 Posted in r/dndmemes by u/d20dndmemes reddit

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